The fabulously clever and hilarious blog The Grimm Report grimmreport has bestowed two lovely blog awards upon me!
Awwww, shucks. Thanks, The Grimm Report, for the very groovy Liebster Blog Award!
From Grimm: The Questions For Our Nominees Are:
Do you know the Muffin Man? Not the one on Drury Lane, the other one.
Well, he and I sort of had a thing back in college, but it was a hot, steamy affair, and it left me a little undone so I don’t like to talk about it.
Do you know what this trail of breadcrumbs leads to?
A nice meatloaf.
Who is the fairest one of all?
No. My sister.
Which of the Seven Dwarfs best describes you?
No brainer: Dopey, although I am occasionally Sneezy.
Which of the Seven Dwarfs bests describes your significant other? Give examples.
Doc because he’s logical, rather serious, although he has a wicked sense of humor, and because he’s always Purell-ing everything.
If the Genie were at your command, what would you wish for?
I wish I knew.
Exactly how many ways are there to skin a cat?
I’m a dog person.
How do you know?
I only have dogs.
We all know where the Yellow Brick Road leads to, but where did the Red Brick Road out of Munchkin Land go?
The Land of M&M’s!
How do you feel?
A little bloated.
The rules for the Liebster Blog Award are to lavishly thank the person who nominated you, answer the 11 carefully crafted questions he/she/it has asked, nominate 11 other brilliant bloggers and ask them to answer 11 questions you have carefully crafted just for them. I have lightened The Liebster to six questions and six blogs because I could only come up with six questions.
Here are my nominations for the prestigious Liebster Award:
My questions for you lucky dogs are:
Plain or peanut M&M’s?
Who wears short shorts?
Flora or fauna?
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
How many licks does it take you to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Then, I received even more great news from grimmreport:
I’ve nominated you for the Super Sweet Blogger Award! *confetti and balloons fall from ceiling* Congratulations! See the GrimmReport.com for more info.
The recipe for acceptance is as follows:
1. Thank the Super Sweet Blogger who nominated you.
2. Answer 5 Super Sweet questions. These can be found down below.
3. Include the Super Sweet Blogging Award in your blog post.
4. Nominate a baker’s dozen (13) other deserving bloggers. Grimm said: We’re keeping it to a half dozen (6). We’re running low on flour.
5. Notify your Super Sweet nominees on their blog.
Thank you, grimmreport, for another honey of an award!I am not running low on flour but I am running low on working brain cells, so I’m going to cut the list down to a half dozen, too.
5 SUPER SWEET QUESTIONS
1. Cookies or Cake? Both?
Both. No question.
2. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate. Otherwise, why waste the calories?
3. Favorite Sweet Treat?
My mother’s German Sweet Chocolate cake with puke frosting.*
4. When Do You Crave Sweet Things The Most?
When don’t I crave sweet things?
5. Sweet Nick Name?
Little Miss Trouble.
*If you mix coconut, walnuts, and milk with confectioners sugar it looks like puke.